i can't avoid it any longer. i can't hide from it, shield my eyes from it, or deny it. so i will blog it.you may want to stop reading right now unless you possess an extraordinarily strong constitution, because the news i will share in forthcoming paragraphs is, quite frankly, devastating. it is heartbreaking, and should you choose blissful (though ephemeral) naivety i will fully understand.
-don't say i didn't warn you-
but it is my job as a blogger and self proclaimed social commentarian* to proclaim that which is in front of our very eyes:
RUNFORTHEHILLSTHE19-FLIPPIN-80SAREBACK-GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
now - before you dismiss me as a fearmongering, naysaying, delusive prophet of doom ... i have proof.
googled: 1980s fashion

googled: 2009 fashion
*yes, i know it isn't a word. this is my blog and i can make up words if i want to.
i'm sure that you, wonderfully perceptive readers, see the same thing i see.
they're similar!! and what do they have in common?
pointy pumps
primary colors
puffed sleeves**
high waists
leggings
general ubiquitous fluffiness
supermodels
need i say more? and don't even get me started on the music!
friends, this is bad. many of you have seen this day coming. some, i'm sure, will be blindsided by this blog, and to you i offer my heartfelt condolences.
please, all, consider this place, this speck of space in the interwebz, a place of rest and escape*** from the perfidious phoenix rising again in our culture ... a 1969 haven from medusa's serpentine skinny-leg tendrils ... a hippie commune of peace and love in the swirling, stormy return of the decade of "frantic change, characterised by political and economic decentralisation, especially in countries with mixed and command economies..."****
-ok, i'm done now.
and, um, to all y'all who are into the whole 80's thing ... hi. [waves awkwardly]
they're similar!! and what do they have in common?
pointy pumps
primary colors
puffed sleeves**
high waists
leggings
general ubiquitous fluffiness
supermodels
need i say more? and don't even get me started on the music!
friends, this is bad. many of you have seen this day coming. some, i'm sure, will be blindsided by this blog, and to you i offer my heartfelt condolences.
please, all, consider this place, this speck of space in the interwebz, a place of rest and escape*** from the perfidious phoenix rising again in our culture ... a 1969 haven from medusa's serpentine skinny-leg tendrils ... a hippie commune of peace and love in the swirling, stormy return of the decade of "frantic change, characterised by political and economic decentralisation, especially in countries with mixed and command economies..."****
-ok, i'm done now.
and, um, to all y'all who are into the whole 80's thing ... hi. [waves awkwardly]
**lots of p's, but that's beside the point.
***and commas
****http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980s







