to be sung to the tune of "my bonnie lies over the ocean"
the turkey popped out of the oven
and rocketed in to the air
it knocked every plate off the table
and partly demolished a chair
it ricocheted into a corner
and burst with a deafening boom,
then splattered all over the kitchen
completely obscuring the room
it stuck to the walls and the windows
it totally coated the floor
'twas turkey attached to the ceiling
where there'd never been turkey before
it blanketed every appliance
it smeared every saucer and bowl
there wasn't a way i could stop it
that turkey was out of control
i scraped and i scrubbed with displeasure
and thought with chagrin as i mopped
that i'd never again stuff a turkey
with popcorn that hadn't been popped!
by jack prelutsky
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
dr. roberts, i presume?
...would be my husband, in about 3 billion years.
he's going to med school!
god works in really funny ways sometimes... this time he worked through me getting run over by a truck. (ok, there were other things too.) joel has enjoyed taking care of me so much for the last 2 months, that he's decided he wants to do that for the rest of his life.
so... that means a few more years of pre-reqs (apparently a degree in biblical greek wasn't good enough...) we'll be taking math together next term. (review for me ~ i went higher in math than joel the algebra teacher did, believe it or not!)
then... mcat, med school, residency... oh my!
he's going to med school!
god works in really funny ways sometimes... this time he worked through me getting run over by a truck. (ok, there were other things too.) joel has enjoyed taking care of me so much for the last 2 months, that he's decided he wants to do that for the rest of his life.
so... that means a few more years of pre-reqs (apparently a degree in biblical greek wasn't good enough...) we'll be taking math together next term. (review for me ~ i went higher in math than joel the algebra teacher did, believe it or not!)
then... mcat, med school, residency... oh my!
Monday, November 19, 2007
ashamed
Friday, November 16, 2007
i've been listening to "world" music lately.
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Monday, November 12, 2007
battle of ... um ... us
will be decided tonight.
joel and i play fantasy football. in the same league.
yeah....
so, this weekend, we are playing each other. and it all comes down to tonight. we each have 2 seahawks, and i'm ahead by a thread...
please think happy thoughts for deion branch and josh brown... they're my only hope...
joel and i play fantasy football. in the same league.
yeah....
so, this weekend, we are playing each other. and it all comes down to tonight. we each have 2 seahawks, and i'm ahead by a thread...
please think happy thoughts for deion branch and josh brown... they're my only hope...
Friday, November 2, 2007
i'm listening...
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