the "quick quaker oats" incident

and henceforth, let it be remembered in the land that upon this date, the twenty-first of march, two thousand and nine, there was great wailing, gnashing of teeth, and gails of laughter. we mourn the loss of so great a quantity of "quick quaker oats" (intended for use in an apple crisp recipe) but we know that they live on in our hearts, memories, drawers, burners, medicine cabinet, blender, behind the kitchen counters, and (randomly) joel's jeans pockets.

the million dollar question: will tim and heidi thomas ever let my husband back in their kitchen again???