introducing: my assistant!

with two home businesses and numerous commitments filling my life, it was definitely time to employ an in-home office assistant.


ok ... so maybe my assistant won't be returning phone calls, arranging music, or even filing. but she's quite involved in office operations: attacking the printer whenever i print, chasing the mouse on my computer screen, scattering pencils, walking across the keyboard, and falling asleep on my mouse arm. usually about 20 minutes after i sit down i am immobilized - by cuteness.

i'd consider raising her salary, but she has yet to engage in an assistant-ly activity that actually increases my output.

meh. productivity's overrated anyway.