getting run over by a car does funny things to a person. (other than the obvious hilarious side effects of blood, gore, etc.)
... in my case, it has rendered me incapable of driving any distance without extreme paranoia, manic episodes of gasping, and psycho-somatic symptoms such as bugging eyes and involuntary (kind of) snarling at drivers who look like they might possibly hit a pedestrian or biker in the next 5 minutes.
i'm considering professional help. for everyone else, of course.
... in my case, it has rendered me incapable of driving any distance without extreme paranoia, manic episodes of gasping, and psycho-somatic symptoms such as bugging eyes and involuntary (kind of) snarling at drivers who look like they might possibly hit a pedestrian or biker in the next 5 minutes.
i'm considering professional help. for everyone else, of course.
6 comments:
did you get hit by a car! i would totally need professional help if it was me. i can't help but notice how beautiful your eyes are in your header! AND you're insanely intelligent, i can tell by the way you type <3
lol! thx, kristine! totally kidding about the professional help (except for all the other drivers on the road). i did get hit by a car about a year and a half ago. i wouldn't recommend it. :D
Ok... how do you get your page to look like this. This might take me a little while to get use to! :)
i'm trying to follow your blog, but i don't see your follow link on your page?
i don't have a follow button. you can follow by going to blogger.com, and in the "blogs i follow" section there will be an "add" option. just put in the url of the blog you want to follow, and you're set! :)
i found you on twitter!
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