"antmares"

we haven't had to deal with many ant attacks lately ~ a blessing, since our house is officially on the market and last i checked, legions of tiny bugs are not attractive to potential buyers.

saturday night i had a terrible nightmare ~ probably brought on by reading a cracked.com article called "the 5 most horrifying bugs in the world". should have seen that one coming...
there were ants. huge brown ones with hard shells that screamed and attacked me. and it was dark. i fought them off with raid (merely angering them further), holding a candle for light.
until my hair caught fire from the candle.

i woke up in a cold sweat, stumbled into the bathroom to get ready for church ... and the bathtub was crawling with ants. (ok, there were only 6, but still...)


i think i'm psychic.